Some of my favorite days as a parent, in the far off distant future, are going to be the days my child(ren) are dressed EXACTLY like me.
Sorry ‘bout it.
This one too, but it’s probably the most popular song on the album so it doesn’t really count.
Written by an 8th grader
This is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet today.
There has never been a post that I’ve reblogged that has been so necessary.
I hope way in the future, (like everyone you ever knew is dead. That far.) tumblr resurfaces and some curious boy finds my blog. I hope they read it in its entirety, from start to finish, and fall in love with me.. And I hope he rues the fucking day he ever found it. Because that would be funny.
It’d be like falling in love with a story book character but I would have been real life, and they’d be CRAZY envious of our time. Just like all you little psychos who wish you grew up in the sixties, someone’s going to wish they were a millennial.